A Funny For You Mom

I think our family can relate to this one the way things have been going the past month LOL Goes right along with your idea for the who's sick this week calendar :-)

Sven age 92, and Lena, age 89, are now living in Florida. They are all excited about their recent decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS/Pharmacy.. Sven suggests they go in. Sven addresses the man behind the counter:

'Are you the Pharmacist ?'
The pharmacist answers, 'Yes.'
Sven: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Sven: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds .'
Sven: 'Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?'
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Sven: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Sven: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Sven: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Sven: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Sven: 'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry..'